i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
our next 44 presidents should be women
Your next 44 presidents should be people who can responsibly lead your country with minimal fuck ups regardless of gender
Damn son amen
|*male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*|
|everyone:||oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!|
|*female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*|
|everyone:||ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol|
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life.
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW